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kingsgrave: “ skolita: “ shiraglassman: “ jhameia: “ kakapokitty: “ kawaikunaii: “ knockingghosts: “ myartmoods: “ The Hesitant Betrothed by Auguste Toulmouche (1866) ” I have always adored this painting. Having the central female figure stare with...
myartmoods

The Hesitant Betrothed by Auguste Toulmouche (1866)

knockingghosts

I have always adored this painting. Having the central female figure stare with awareness at her viewer is a very powerful move, and something not often given to women in paintings. It creates an engagement with the viewer, she sees you and she knows you are watching her. She is no longer an object in an image, she is a person.

kawaikunaii

You know she gon’ kill the man she has to marry

kakapokitty

I like how everyone else is totally excited the women are congratulating her, the little girl is so into being a flower girl.

And she’s there in middle going “THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.”

jhameia

“the hesitant betrothed” there is NOTHING HESITANT about that expression

shiraglassman

Whoa. This is really dramatic and unexpected :)

skolita

The “Fuck This Shit” Betrothed

kingsgrave

This is the ‘Isn’t It A Tragedy She Was Widowed So Young’ Betrothed, is what it is.

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mixedican

when ur grindr date comes over to “watch some movies and see what happens” and u bend over to put the dvd in and youre bieng extra as shit sticking yous ass out and you hear “daaaamn” and you look over to give him the Look and find out hes watching fortnite replays on his phone

cubvet

This sounds way too specific to be a meme and more of a confession of a sin

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thebibliosphere

I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

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chocolate-mintdromeda

I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.

thebibliosphere

Don’t feel too bad, my physio lady was pissing herself laughing when I showed up. Everytime she tried to pull up my profile to talk about the appointment she’d devolve into hearty chuckling while apologizing continually for laughing at my expense.

And for anyone wondering she was able to ease a considerable amount of the pain. Even while occasionally breaking out into bouts of barely suppressed giggling.

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tyrannosaurus-rex

why are some teachers so insistantly aggressive about punishing children for having interests they dont understand?

I remember this shit happening while I was still in school too where anything that was really popular among young boys was instantly labelled a distraction that you could be punished for. pokemon, yu-gi-oh, beyblades, all of them were banned very quickly from my school and I remember on numerous occassions teachers calling them stupid and pointless and going on tangents about how they dont let their children engage in interests like that because it rots your brain. what was the deal? And the main excuse would always be that it was a distraction. Like yeah thats the point pricipal dr.deepshit, children cant be expected to be 100% focussed on their schoolwork for 8 hours a day. they need to have outlets to blow off steam because school is fucking hard. let kids like things you stank asses.

amtrax

I remember Pokemon getting banned at my first elementary school because it was “unChristian”, and even at that young of an age I knew that was complete hogwash.

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accio-shitpost

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

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